One of our most beloved Food Network cooks and Guinness World Record holder for butter guzzling, Paula Deen, has recently been showing off her dieting efforts.
The ripple effect of this has seen butter prices plummet on the stock market, single-handedly crippling the entire dairy industry.
Farmers burdened with excess milk stock have had no option but to destroy their produce, here we see Farmer Paddy McGraw tipping his wasted stocks.
Ignoring the devastation she has caused to the farming industry, Paula instead spoke of how she achieved her success at dieting, “It’s all about portion control” she stated, as witnessed here:
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Judge for yourself from these publicity shots after her weight loss. Do the effects of her dramatic weight loss outweigh the damage she is causing to decent hardworking dairy farmers across America?
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What if other Food Network hosts followed suit?
If Guy Fieri stopped wearing bowling shirts, and wearing sunglasses on the back of his head then how would the rest of us recognise a giant douche when we see one.
What if Ina Garten stopped accessorizing with gay men then we’d be redundant, on the scrap heap, left to fend for ourselves in the murky alleyways and seedy bars where once we came.
You have a responsibility Paula, grab that Lurpack and reignite the economy.
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