The universe as has forever held mankind captivated, we strive to find meaning in our existence. As soon as we think we understand something , an occurrence makes us question our place in the solar system.
We ask ourselves the same questions spanning time, “Are we alone” “Is there an afterlife”. From tales of hauntings to UFO spottings, we aim to unravel the world we see and the world that is beyond our vision.
Join me as we investigate the unexpected, the paranormal, the unfathomable and unlock The Mysteries of The Universe…..
The Case of the Watery Maiden
I was alerted to reports of a supernatural phenomenon, I hastily gathered together my recording equipment to document this for myself, this is what I found that day.
This scene appears innocuous enough, a couple leisurely drifting in a double lilo on a warm summers day, I thought I had been led up the garden path, what possible event could possibly unfold in such a pleasant situation.
The calm wasn’t to last though, what I saw next shook me to my very core when this next shot was taken moments later:
Do you see?
Take a closer look..
The lady in the lilo went from this:
To this:
In the blink of an eye.
What sorcery is this!
I screamed to the man to bail his flotation device, better to risk your life at the mercy of the seas than be victim to this devilish harpy.
Burn her!
Burn the Witch!
Le Clown
/ July 19, 2013Joe,
Jocelyn Wildenstein is a master illusionist this way…
Le Clown
joehoover
/ July 19, 2013I was actually looking for a double lili but I wouldn’t share it. Just for me. Then I noticed her head looked weird and that her face had been super imposed, what was wrong with the brunette that they had to put a blonde head on her? That may have been the greatest acting gig of her life and now the blonde is racking up all the sales.
benzeknees
/ July 19, 2013Scarrrrrrryyyyyyyy, very scary! Lilo – we call them air mattresses.
joehoover
/ July 19, 2013Even ones you put in the pool? You crazy Canadians 🙂
Laura
/ July 20, 2013I don’t know what we call them here in the US. I’ve never heard “lilo” until today, and we don’t call them air mattresses. I’ll probably lie awake all night trying to remember what they’re called. Thanks a lot.
joehoover
/ July 20, 2013Tell me when you know, or I may come unstuck looking for one when I go there, or I’ll just follow the lizard people in Walmart like this lady
Ruby
/ July 19, 2013Indeed, “Lilo” needs to be added to our English to English dictionary. Over here, “Lilo” translates to “Lindsay Lohan.”
joehoover
/ July 19, 2013Hah! And I’m not reclining on top of that!
gingerfightback
/ July 19, 2013Scary stuff – i actually read it that they were floating on a dildo – speed reading is a boon
joehoover
/ July 20, 2013😀 I’ve heard about those holidays
Doggy's Style
/ July 19, 2013Her neck looks like a Kayan woman without the rings.
joehoover
/ July 20, 2013Pretty bad photoshop job, the original ad looked better why superimpose it. I may have to write to the manufacturer and ask
pouringmyartout
/ July 19, 2013What, you humans can’t switch your heads whenever you want? I wish you had told me this earlier. It would explain the screaming.
joehoover
/ July 20, 2013She was so brazen about it, I thought you all kept underground and hidden. Is she one of those lizard people?
pouringmyartout
/ July 20, 2013I simple shape-shifter. Nothing to worry about. They are only interested in fish.
joehoover
/ July 22, 2013But I’m a fish underneath my skin…
pouringmyartout
/ July 22, 2013I knew there was something fishy about you…
El Guapo
/ July 20, 2013And here I as thinking this was something about the evils of forgetting sunscreen.
Well played, Joe. Well played indeed…
joehoover
/ July 20, 2013They are everywhere, in your convenience store, in your bank, the subway, be vigilant!
Laura
/ July 20, 2013I actually didn’t notice. I was too busy trying to figure out what all those pink and yellow things are. What are they?
joehoover
/ July 20, 2013In the lilo? They catch the water so you’re not wallowing in it, unless they all act as bottle holders
Ape No. 1
/ July 20, 2013Are witches meant to float like that?
joehoover
/ July 20, 2013I’ve come round to the fact she is a lizard lady instead. We’re not safe from them, they are everywhere. Some of you could be them too.
Ape No. 1
/ July 20, 2013A frilled neck witch it is then.
appletonavenue
/ July 21, 2013Horrifying! I’ll be looking at people around me a bit more carefully now. Witches, lizard people, and shape shifters! What’s this world coming to? Thanks for the timely warning, looks like we have to be most vigilant around water. I call anything that allows one to float on water as a “floatie” right or wrong.
joehoover
/ July 22, 2013Floatie is a nice word, I’ll adopt that
appletonavenue
/ July 22, 2013🙂
Linda Vernon
/ July 24, 2013First why is it called a lilo? Second, did he quickly murder her (his wife) and replace here with his girlfriend hoping no one would notice? I think he looks really guilty. He’s got that “What? What are you looking at me like that for? demeanor. There could be time travel involved as well. Perhaps the brunette is now lying on a lilo made out of slaves in a Roman bath somewhere . . . This is fascinating. I just love a good mystery!
joehoover
/ July 25, 2013You mean she may not be a lady devil? This could be his work? This is a puzzle indeed.
I’m not calling them lilo’s anymore, I’ve adopted floaties
Linda Vernon
/ July 26, 2013And I’m not calling them floaties anymore I’m calling them lilos to ensure that the English language will stays balanced.
joehoover
/ July 27, 2013Someone said lilo is Lindsey Lohan over there? It could get confusing
Linda Vernon
/ July 27, 2013Oh I see what you’re saying, Joe, but you probably weren’t aware that in America one floatie and her name is Lindsay Lohan. (That’s why she always looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet.)
joehoover
/ July 29, 2013Haha! :-O