Happy Birthday Betty White, of diminutive height, you still shine bright
Happy Birthday Zooey Deschanel, your kookiness is pretty swell
Happy Birthday Jim Carey, bit too loud, bit too lairy
Happy Birthday Andy Kaufman, really dead or an elaborate plan? (Hang on, Jim Carey played you and it’s his birthday too, seems odd but it is true)
Happy Birthday Michelle Obama, for giving me a visa after all the drama
Happy Birthday David Caruso, have you ever thought of a ginger fro?
Happy birthday Susannah Hoffs, your eternal flame will never go off (out doesn’t rhyme)
And to end this list finally, a Happy Birthday…to ME!