Today is a special day, Dick Cheney is quaking in his boots whilst Conan the Barbarian raises a goblet of blood and monkey’s screech in applause aswell as throwing shit (as that’s what monkey’s do)
It is in honour of our friend’s birthday. PMAO has reached another landmark in his quest to rule the universe and others beyond it.
I was going to make a link to his book which you will buy but he’s just tarted up his blog so there is a link already there.
If you want to see ninja’s surfing or tigers attacking 100m runners I would make his site your first point of call. It’ll save you a lot of time Googling.
He possesses many powers; babies and dogs are drawn to him, the affections of which have evaded myself my whole life. He has an astounding memory to recall many amazing stories from his past, I envy this as I hear my brain cells popping every other minute.
He sees the best things in life, and cuts through the bullshit others try to complicate it with.
He is ultimately one of the loveliest blokes you could hope to meet on the blogosphere, so I can imagine how lucky his real world family and friends are to know him. And he kindly had a birthday so I can add another notch to my published posts stats.
Have a great day Arthur! I’ll raise a glass in my local saloon (not quite on the edge of everywhere)