At home with Joan and Jackie Collins (5)
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Posted by joehoover on July 1, 2013
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El Guapo
/ July 1, 2013I feel we are nearing the big dramatic moment here.
I fear it will involve diapers.
joehoover
/ July 1, 2013That’s a good point, we have finally seen a crack in Joan’s ability to woo a gentleman, she is not too pleased about failing with Liberace. It probably hasn’t crossed her mind that she had Michael Douglas, but missing out on Liberace has scarred her.
El Guapo
/ July 1, 2013To be fair, I think everything about Liberace scarred everyone…
joehoover
/ July 1, 2013I don’t know too much about him. I should watch the biopic
Anonymous
/ July 1, 2013Now that would make a great book for Jackie to “write”
joehoover
/ July 2, 2013She wrote one and just changed the names and the title for each book thereafter
Ape No. 1
/ July 2, 2013Haha! You could cut the air with a knife. I can’t wait too see the movie adaptation starring Sly Stallone and Kurt Russell.
joehoover
/ July 2, 2013That would be great casting, can;t be any worse than when Patrick Swayze wore a dress.
Ape No. 1
/ July 2, 2013I think Travolta gave it a good shot but I agree Swayze pips him at the post.
joehoover
/ July 2, 2013I’d give Travolta more credit if he imitated Divine to the full extent by eating dog shit.
Ape No. 1
/ July 2, 2013Hahaha!
Laura
/ July 2, 2013Every time I see one of these Joan & Jackie posts, I imagine you putting together an elaborate photo shoot — arranging all the props and lighting just so and handing your carefully-written stage directions to two elderly actresses you found on craigslist.
joehoover
/ July 2, 2013So you don’t believe I use my Nan and grandmother? You’d be right to not believe me since they both passed!
I get them from Corbis Images website, you just need to register then they are all free, google images only shows a couple but you can get the whole photoshoot from their site. I exhausted all the photos though, they never did many, I expect they needed a nap after all that tea.
My own photoshoot though, that could be an idea…
She's a Maineiac
/ July 4, 2013I imagined the same thing, Laura.
joehoover
/ July 5, 2013I should have led you to believe that
“…and action…” cur must waiting around whilst they hobble across set
pouringmyartout
/ July 2, 2013I missed these two.
joehoover
/ July 3, 2013They’re back! All isn’t well, Joan hasn’t been laid in yonks, it’s giving her mood swings
pouringmyartout
/ July 3, 2013Well bite the bullet… take one for the team… for Queen and Country!
pouringmyartout
/ November 11, 2013I don’t even know what that means.
joehoover
/ November 11, 2013I’ve been spam bombed! I have loads of messages across my posts appear over the weekend!
pouringmyartout
/ November 11, 2013That happens to me sometimes.
joehoover
/ November 11, 2013It’s so misleading, I suddenly feel loved but it is just robots. I sign of things to come maybe!
pouringmyartout
/ November 11, 2013They are out there… ready to shut down our blogs…
joehoover
/ November 11, 2013You mean they walk among us with human faces? That would be cool
pouringmyartout
/ November 11, 2013No… they run around the interwebs like tiny metal spiders…
joehoover
/ November 11, 2013They sound more difficult to squash with my shoe. I don’t like that one bit, where would you go, what would you do? I can cope with many end of the world sceanarios but tiny metal spiders may be the one that finishes me off.
pouringmyartout
/ November 11, 2013They shut down my blog, remember?
joehoover
/ November 12, 2013My cat tears legs off spiders. I’ll make her an exoskeleton armor and send her out to battle
pouringmyartout
/ November 12, 2013I like the sound of that… it could be a comic book.
joehoover
/ November 12, 2013Do it, people love cats
pouringmyartout
/ November 12, 2013Maybe in book five of the sci fi series a race of armored battle cats… I already got some cool robots in book four
joehoover
/ November 12, 2013I know how I will be spending my retirement, reading all of these. I wanted to buy a really tacky Australian show, Prisoner Cell Block H, I used to love it. Set in a womens prison, maybe you know it. But it costs about £700 for all the DVD’s as there are almost 200 of them. It would take me the rest of my life to catch up
pouringmyartout
/ November 12, 2013I will never read or write everything I want to.
Anonymous
/ July 2, 2013Funny as hell. I have missed them to
joehoover
/ July 3, 2013Thank you, bu who is “someone”? Reveal yourself you who lurks in the shadows!
She's a Maineiac
/ July 4, 2013Joan does look like she’s very close to cracking. You can see her rage brewing in her cold dead eyes in the last frame.
joehoover
/ July 5, 2013She’ll have a diva hissy fit
Madame Weebles
/ July 10, 2013Poor Joan. Jackie thinks she’s soooooooooo superior.
joehoover
/ July 11, 2013Jackie is usually inferior, she has no tales to tell. Her books are just Joan’s sexual conquests with the names changed.
Linda Vernon
/ July 13, 2013I heartily enjoyed this! Almost as much as Joan would have heartily enjoyed Liberace (possibly).
joehoover
/ July 15, 2013He was on her bucket list, she is gutted it never came about.
Linda Vernon
/ July 16, 2013Poor poor dear dear Joan.