This blog is going to bed without its dinner
This blog tracked mud all through the house right after it had just been cleaned
This blog made a stupid face when it pressed its nose up against the window
This blog stole 50p from its mothers purse to buy a honeycomb bar
This blog urinated all over the floor missing the toilet bowl
This blog needs to grow up, it’s only two years old in blog years but 37 in human years
This blog is going to settle down and get married and have lots of blog babies – blogbies
This blog is going to get a pension and plan for its future
This blog is going to do as its told
This blog post makes no sense to most of you.
gingerfightback
/ June 20, 2013About bleedin’ time n all
joehoover
/ June 20, 2013😐 No more smiley faces, I am taking things seriously from now on
Red
/ June 20, 2013Congrats!!
joehoover
/ June 20, 2013(It will probably be short lived)
El Guapo
/ June 20, 2013Happy blogaversary, Joe!
Maybe your blog would be better behaved if you said nice things to it every so often…
joehoover
/ June 20, 2013I take it for granted
pegoleg
/ June 20, 2013Um….happy blogaversary?
By the way, does a honeycomb bar really cost 50p, and is that a lot of money?
joehoover
/ June 20, 2013I remember I stole 50p when I was a kid, I was busted coming out of the shop, it does sound a lot for back then, I may have bought a nougat too
jotsfromasmallapt
/ June 21, 2013Perhaps by year 3…or age 38 we can count on one of you being housebroken?
joehoover
/ June 22, 2013that’ll be the blog then
jotsfromasmallapt
/ June 22, 2013Oh…right then.
Madame Weebles
/ June 24, 2013Naught, naughty blog. I hope you’re making this blog go out and get a real job.
And happy bloggyversary!
joehoover
/ June 24, 2013Foolish blog, acting like a child, grown blogs shouldn’t act foolish
Linda Vernon
/ June 26, 2013Oh Joe, enjoy these precious years with your dear little Blogby. It goes by so fast. Before you know it, it’ll be off to college and then it will settle down somewhere on the internet with some nice website and the next thing you know you’re in prison . . . no wait. . . lost my train of thought there . . . and then the next thing you know . . . oh yeah! Happy birthday to your precious blogby! 😀
joehoover
/ June 28, 2013It’s not growing up, it just threw its toys all over the floor. I just don’t like being told off. (There’s a back story to this but it’s all over now so I wont rehash it all)
Linda Vernon
/ June 28, 2013Sorry Joe but I think you better get used to being told off. But be careful how you react. You wouldn’t want to get Blogby Child Protection services at your doorstep. You could end up in WordPress Prison because they most assuredly have a prison, I’ve seen it — a let me tell you, it’s a place where the freshly pressed sun don’t shine! 😀
joehoover
/ June 30, 2013😉
benzeknees
/ June 30, 2013Happy Blogiversary Joe! Have been missing you. Ever since the move to Canada was cancelled you’ve been kind of silent.
joehoover
/ June 30, 2013I have, I think I got so used to the idea that I had to readjust to staying put. That offer will always come around again, and my other half went to Montreal to set up their office and loved it to, and just got an offer from New York, but that was a different company so a bit more risky. I’ve decided to buy in London before I do anything. I did apply for confirmation my decades old criminal record can allow me in though, waiting to hear back. Canada is more lenient than the US, so I just need them to say it’s cool. USA I have an interview at the embassy in two weeks to obtain a tourist visa to last 10 years.
I’ve also been decorating, at my pace it’s taken me forever! And if you see the size of my rooms you’ll wonder how it took so long.
appletonavenue
/ July 17, 2013Sadly, this blog entry makes perfect sense to me (but then I did just spend a week in a psych hospital).