One of our most beloved Food Network cooks and Guinness World Record holder for butter guzzling, Paula Deen, has recently been showing off her dieting efforts.
The ripple effect of this has seen butter prices plummet on the stock market, single-handedly crippling the entire dairy industry.
Farmers burdened with excess milk stock have had no option but to destroy their produce, here we see Farmer Paddy McGraw tipping his wasted stocks.
Ignoring the devastation she has caused to the farming industry, Paula instead spoke of how she achieved her success at dieting, “It’s all about portion control” she stated, as witnessed here:
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Judge for yourself from these publicity shots after her weight loss. Do the effects of her dramatic weight loss outweigh the damage she is causing to decent hardworking dairy farmers across America?
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What if other Food Network hosts followed suit?
If Guy Fieri stopped wearing bowling shirts, and wearing sunglasses on the back of his head then how would the rest of us recognise a giant douche when we see one.
What if Ina Garten stopped accessorizing with gay men then we’d be redundant, on the scrap heap, left to fend for ourselves in the murky alleyways and seedy bars where once we came.
You have a responsibility Paula, grab that Lurpack and reignite the economy.
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gingerfightback
/ January 10, 2013Sweet Jesus.
joehoover
/ January 10, 2013You watched the video clip then
gingerfightback
/ January 10, 2013Sadly Yes
Red
/ January 10, 2013I should have known better. Train wreck mentality. Where is the vomit emoticon?
gingerfightback
/ January 10, 2013Odd just Odd!
Red
/ January 10, 2013Am I the last woman in civilization (even though I live on the fringes) who refuses to put something in my mouth which is bigger than my head? Wait, don’t answer that.
gingerfightback
/ January 10, 2013I hope you are not Red – It is the revelling in the gluttony that just shakes me to the core!
Red
/ January 10, 2013It is not comforting to know it is a globe-spanning issue. Frightful.
joehoover
/ January 10, 2013They were pleased as punch about it
I watched a show on obesity last night and this 47 stone fella (29 years old) was in hospital, and then this lady comes round with the snack trolley loaded with chocolate bars! It was like sending a drug dealer to do visits with patients in The Priory.
gingerfightback
/ January 11, 2013You couldn’t make it up!
joehoover
/ January 10, 2013I’ll have to find the clip of her making a hamburger using doughnuts as the buns
Red
/ January 10, 2013Only if you are going to supply the vomiting emoticon. Just the thought of that is enough to make me ill.
joehoover
/ January 10, 2013I’m sure that can be arranged!
pouringmyartout
/ January 10, 2013This is just mean-spirited and cruel and funny as hell… awesomesausage… one more thing she can’t eat now…
joehoover
/ January 10, 2013‘Tis the season to be mean sprited and cruel, Christmas used up all our goodwill. Just wait til the 17th January and see who I have targetted (in a nice way but in another way could be construed as mean)
pouringmyartout
/ January 10, 2013You go, boy.
Doggy's Style
/ January 10, 2013Lord have mercy!
El Guapo
/ January 12, 2013Though I hear the Margarine and Depends marketers are approaching her to be their spokesperson…
joehoover
/ January 12, 2013She can’t believe it’s not butter?
aFrankAngle
/ January 15, 2013Oh dear Elvis … I can’t believe she did that! (I didn’t know about this one). Interesting how her son is getting airtime on the show by developing healthier versions of Mom’s recipes.
BTW – Here’s a sandwich from my city that I haven’t tried … YET!
joehoover
/ January 15, 2013One day I will make it to America and do a tour to sample all the food I see on Diners, Drive Ins and Dives, maybe not Man vs Food, I think I’d have to come back in a body bag from eating so much!
aFrankAngle
/ January 15, 2013But the grilled cheese donut seems like a real treat … and I’m anxious to try it.
joehoover
/ January 16, 2013Let me know how that goes 🙂
aFrankAngle
/ January 16, 2013🙂
Madame Weebles
/ January 15, 2013Paula Deen is *almost* up there with Honey Boo Boo as the biggest embarrassment to the American people.
joehoover
/ January 16, 2013I wish you had a royal family, or at least make one, with Paula Deen playing The Queen and Honey Boo Boo as your Princess Kate.
Linda Vernon
/ August 30, 2013LOL! I like when she whispered “cheese” in the video! I think after Paul’s recent fall from grace, she should have to move in with the Collins sisters.