At home with Joan and Jackie Collins – Christmas Special

Two Old Ladies Sitting in Living Room

Two Old Ladies Sitting in Living Room

Two Old Ladies Having Tea in Living Room

Two Old Ladies Having Tea in Living Room

Two Old Ladies Having Tea in Living Room

Two Old Ladies Having Tea in Living Room

Two Old Ladies Having Tea in Living Room

For reference for those who don’t know these British TV personalities:

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  1. I don’t think we appreciate the magnitude of Joan Collins’s stardom on this side of the pond, but I for one, cannot get enough of her. Thanks, Joe. This handed me a laugh.

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    • Even after Dynasty? It was trashier than Dallas and all the better for it. Gingerfightback requested a Joan and Jackie Collins feature earlier today, it’s quiet at work so I whipped this up. I have 1 post to go to 200, I better give that one more thought

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      • I LOVED Dynasty! All those Linda Evans/Joan throw downs. And the shoulder pads! Heaven.

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      • I loved Dynasty. My favorite storyline was one where there were these two rivals working in the same company, and one of them tried to kill the other one by repeatedly painting his office (with paint that gave off toxic fumes). So every week you’d get dialogue like:

        “Gee, that was nice of you to paint my office, even though we’re bitter rivals and hate each other’s guts and it’s only been two days since the last time you painted my office. Thanks!”

        “Don’t mention it — I just wanted to get the color right. Oh, and hey, even though I hate you and I’m evil, I want to help you by giving you some useful career advice: the best way to succeed here is to spend many hours in your office with all the doors and windows closed.”

        “Thanks! I’ll go do that right now!”

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  2. The thought of Julian Clary and Joan Collins at it is worthy of a Mince Pie. Loved it.

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  3. LOL!! Oh those Collin’s girls. They really knew how to have a good time. Oh how I enjoyed this! 😀

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  4. Why does Julian Clary look so much like Eddie Izzard??? Who I once got to talk to, by the way.

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    • Like a blonde younger brother.

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    • Really?! You need to write about that story if there was more to it?

      Is Izzard even gay? I am not sure with him? All gays look identical and fit into about 3 different categories.

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      • It turns out that most cross dressers are not gay… although there is certainly a large contingent of gay men that like to dress in drag, a.k.a. drag queens… and of course there are a lot of gay women that dress like men. I don’t know if that is a fashion statement or not. Now stop generalizing about gay people. That is just rude.

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        • I’m allowed to generalise I’m on the inside, and we learn the types at gay training camp, it’s essential for our survival techniques.

          Drag and transvestism are polar opposites true, drag is theatre, caricature, homage. Transvestism verges from a bloke in a dress to the ones on the verge of spilling into transexualism, most of them just like wearing dresses though and stay married I think.

          Aren’t people interesting all of the time! and some people want to makes us all identikit. Where’s the fun in that.

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  5. I see that add and this comes to my mind:

    Joan Collins abused the make up, or photoshop or both.

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    • Cirque is just a pantomime with a vastly increased budget and better production values, and talented artists.

      Do any other countries have pantomime? It’s only on at Christmas in theatres, they star people from soap operas or Z list TV celebrities, but usually one famous person who hasn’t worked in a while.

      They are always famous fairy stories, Jack and The Beanstalk, Cinderella, Aladdin. One guy always dresses as the pantomime dame (basically a drag queen) and the audience gets to participate in the songs.

      They are pretty awful…I recommend seeing one for any visitor to England.

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  6. Those old biddies really know how to boast, don’t they? I didn’t realise the Collins sisters had aged so much – time for another long bout of snipping and tucking perhaps.

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