How the TV series should have ended

Lost; series 1:

Would have saved us a lot of time

Murder She Wrote:

It was her all along.

Sex and The City

Watch out for that sandstorm bitches

(I know this wasn’t the series, but apply the same principle, the girls getting killed by something or other and they would desperately try in vain to evade the menace wearing those stupid fucking heels)

How would you have prefered a TV show to end?  Would you have had a grisly end for each member of the Friends cast.  Would you like to have seen All McBeal get pushed off a tall building?

Or do you have a suitably ridiculous ending in mind for any number of shows you watch now?

Leave your ideas in the comments and I will ask someone far more competent at Photoshop to realise it for you.

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21 Comments

  1. Downton Abbey – Joe please organises a gas attack or something, “Terribli, awflea sad”

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    • I still need to do my sequel to the folding elephant ornament that is also a fruit basket story based around Downton Abbey, a gas attack could well be the perfect ending

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  2. The Brady Bunch… Cult-like murder suicide pact.
    The Presidential Debate… Obama kicking Romney’s ass.

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  3. House: He opens his own chest cavity to prove he had a heart….

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  4. The Universe (narrated by Morgan Freeman): It is revealed that Morgan Freeman actually is god.
    Sherlock Holmes: Stephen Moffatt finishes on a cliffhanger which is explained in the next series. Hmph.

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    • joehoover

       /  October 9, 2012

      😀 You weren’t impressed by the ending of the last Sherlock then. The cads!

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  5. Hilarious post, and comments!

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  6. Murder She Wrote…hahaha! Great picture. It’s the funniest damn thing – I just made a Jessica Fletcher comment on my OWN blog. Is today her birthday or something that we’re channeling her?

    I always said Cabot Cove must be the murder capitol of the world.

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    • joehoover

       /  October 9, 2012

      She’s great, I think she needs to come out and make a final episode where she is found guilty all along, how delicious would that be. I still harbour hopes she will.

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  7. True blood – Alexander Skarsgard and I live happily ever after. He gives up drinking blood, of course, and is warm when I cuddle up to him 🙂

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    • joehoover

       /  October 9, 2012

      Eh? And no giant catastrophe? This doesn’t sit right with me.

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      • Cakes and Shakes...

         /  October 9, 2012

        Ok: all the other members of the cast murder each other including the really annoying ones. And Alex (as I call him) rescues me from certain death to head for Haiti together to live in permanent bliss 🙂

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  8. CSI Miami. Horatio discovered that the lead-based finish on his sunglasses was lethal. Apparently, he had been ignoring the symptoms (severe head-tilting and cheezy speech) for years. In the finale, we witness his final hours. His skin becomes pasty and white (ooops, sorry. That had nothing to do with his ailment), and his hair falls out. He loses his cool and yells at Eric for repeatedly mispronouncing Natalia’s name for years…”There is no ‘th,’ moron”, before he takes his last breath.

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    • joehoover

       /  October 10, 2012

      Wow, that is amazing!

      Perfectly crafted and makes perfect sense, that could have easily played out.

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  9. The Wire: turns out the whole thing was a booze-inspired dream/hallucination of McNulty’s and he wakes up to remember he was suspended 6 weeks prior to the start of the show.

    Suspended from his job working the grill at McDonalds, that is.

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