After months of planning ,the Queen’s party to celebrate 60 years enduring piles from sitting on her throne is finally reaching us.
We get to rejoice with a 4 day weekend and toast her Majesty with copious amounts of booze.
As you know, The Queen and I are good friends, she only lives a few tube stops from me. Here’s a photo of us when I went to Buckingham Palace for dinner.
I’ve already previously covered a lot of ground with Her Majesty, so in celebration (not because I’m being lazy of course), let’s recap those memorable events:
You’ll remember her day out to Fortnum and Mason.
And I already gave you some insider info on her actual 60th anniversary
What about her fitness regime?
And don’t forget we saw what she was up to in another 60 years.
Here’s a virtual bow to you ma’am.
PS: How many days off do we get when you pass away?
londonsurvival 
Roly
/ May 30, 2012LOL MI7 is looking for you! RUN Forrest! 🙂
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012me and Liz are tight. She’ll look out for me.
Laura
/ May 31, 2012Is there an MI7? I know about MI5 and MI6, but it never occurred to me to wonder about the other numbers. I can only assume that they’re not interesting enough to write novels about. MI1-4 must be focused on unpaid parking tickets and overdue library books, right?
joehoover
/ May 31, 2012I missed that! Good point though, why is the secret service so secret?
Cakes and Shakes...
/ May 30, 2012Hahaha, tell her from me, she looks fierce in that cropped top 🙂 I love a good excuse for time off + drinks!
Ape No. 1
/ May 30, 2012It is clear that after a couple of bottles of plonk that she starts to get those bedroom eyes. That picture I presume does little to convey the sexual tension at that royal dinner table.
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012She was pissed on cartons of wine, she’s all class that one
The Hobbler
/ May 30, 2012Looking stunning as always Joe, but the queen seemed a little overdressed. Oh well, at least she was having a good time. I think you should get at least two weeks paid time off when she passes away. Maybe more since she is one of your drinking buddies.
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012We were playing strip poker, she’s got that pokerface though, she never loses. I was down to my boxers by the end of it
The Hobbler
/ May 30, 2012Where are the pictures on that one. 😉 Maybe next time you should put something in her drink…loosen her up a little.
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012They’ll appear in National Enquirer soon
The Hobbler
/ May 31, 2012I anxiously await the issue. Hey Joe, you commented on my porn post about coming to America… Are you scared about merging blog and real life too? Do you think that it would be the same as it is on here?
joehoover
/ May 31, 2012Sorry if I not replied, not been on computer since, only on.phone and WordPress app only gives me comments from my blog not if I write on others. My fear is meeting and having nothing to say. Its easy chatting in type, and also think am funnier this way, I reckon I am drier in person so a lot of people don’t get me as easily. Then again, a few drinks makes me talk a load of bullshit, therein lies the key to a blog meet
The Hobbler
/ June 1, 2012The drinks would help. 😉
gingerfightback
/ May 30, 2012We’ve strung up the bunting and are having a street party for her! Gawd bless yer ma’am! She also has a head for hats.
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012I’ll cadge a ride on her floatilla, I’m pefecting my wave now.
El Guapo
/ May 30, 2012With the lightinge in that pic, it’s obvious she’sthe yin to your yang, the Luke to your Han, the Bangers to your Mash.
And a good time was had by all…
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012I’ll bring her on my American road trip
Madame Weebles
/ May 30, 2012I always wonder what she carries in that purse. I think it’s condoms.
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012The amount she puts it about after a few sherrys, it would be wise of her.
She's a Maineiac
/ May 30, 20126o years of celebrating piles. What a woman! And I’m with Ape, the sexual tension must have been unbearable for you both.
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012I for one am celebrating, without the queen I would lose half my blog content
pouringmyartout
/ May 30, 2012All hail the Queen, indeed… and I don’t mean the old lady in the funny hat! (Ha, see what I did there?)… Give that sweet, wrinkly old bum a pat from your American cousins… (hers, not yours)… and bloody well done, old bean, old chap, old son, old boy! Good show.
joehoover
/ May 30, 2012I wish we spoke English like that still. I try, but to not be attacked we have to ‘street’ it up a bit. I think you’re the first to call me that, such is my lack of empathy with all things glittery, saying that I did watch eurovision last week. You’ve probably never seen it, the campest song contest, UK always does badly.
pouringmyartout
/ May 31, 2012eurovision… the 3D spectacular…
I hope you didn’t take offense at my tasteless humor. You know I am crazy about you. But I do, for some odd reason, inside my head, translate all your typed words into a tough sounding sort of Cockney accent. A little Michael Caine… kinda thuggy.
joehoover
/ May 31, 2012‘Course not guvnor! I’m not from London originally so maybe mockney.
pouringmyartout
/ May 31, 2012That works.
bestbathroombooks
/ May 31, 2012Say Hey over here in CA when you get deported. I didn’t even know the queen has piles.
joehoover
/ May 31, 2012Yeah, that’s why she uses Preparation H.R.H
benzeknees
/ June 2, 2012Nice Joe, love the captions
The Hobbler
/ June 3, 2012I know…I’m pathetic, but I just can’t sleep and I was trying to think of what blog I should stalk, and I thought of yours. Thanks for always letting me crash over here Joe. You are the best. I hope you are enjoying your long weekend.
The Hobbler
/ June 3, 2012Do you like this song?
Main Street Musings Blog
/ June 4, 2012Good job remembering to keep your elbows off the table.
The Hobbler
/ June 5, 2012You may think this is weird, but I think I might be addicted to you. Okay, for everyone else it’s two weeks, but if you don’t see me in five days, I’m probably dead or dying. I don’t think I could stay away any longer than that. I am also so glad that my strange behavior doesn’t seem to bother you much. 😉
joehoover
/ June 5, 2012Do you need an intervention? Sounds perfectly fine behaviour to me
The Hobbler
/ June 6, 2012Everyone loves you right? Do you want to hear something else? I have a blog crush on you. I know you’re gay and I’m married, but you are too cute and funny to resist. But, that is perfectly normal too right? 😉
The Hobbler
/ June 6, 2012Hey Joe, you are never going to just get pissed off at me right? I am a little paranoid tonight. I think I need you…all my friends right now. I just can’t afford to lose you because I say too much.