A Royal Engagement

Last week The Queen, the Duchess of Cambridge and the Duchess of Cornwall attended their first Royal engagement together at luxury London market stall Fortnum & Mason, I was lucky enough to be invited along to document the visit:


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  1. laurengraceevans

     /  March 6, 2012

    I never knew that the Queen was so filthy and a bit sexually frustrated perhaps?
    And Boris! Using the phrase “crown jewels” to flirt with the sexually frustrated Queen! Talk about taking advantage. Tut tut.

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    • Oh yes, th Queen is famed for her kinky bedroom hijinks.

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      • laurengraceevans

         /  March 6, 2012

        How did I not know this before?!

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        • I’ve been telling everyone on this blog, she hasn;t traced it back to me otherwise she wouldn’t be revealing all, but once she’s hit the sherry she can’t stop herself from blabbing about it

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          • laurengraceevans

             /  March 6, 2012

            And are you the one that is providing the Queen with sherry? Cheeky.

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  2. Ummmm…wow….
    It just goes to show you you never know what people are thinking.

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  3. She is quite the lady!

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  4. So now the term Beefeater has me confused…

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  5. Those hampers – did I read the letters S and M by mistake?

    Brilliant!

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  6. So what they say is true – the royals are just like us.
    NOTHING – I meant nothing like us.

    Crap.

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  7. Somehow you’ve managed to make the royal family seem so much more accessible.

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    • They’re no different to many of us, they take welfare handouts too to support themselves. Though The Queen doesn’t spend as much time lounging in track pants eating pizza

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  8. There are no words to express how much I love this.

    “ArewethereyetImhorny” is my new safe word.

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    • Bless her, she thought she was going to see a male dance troupe, they have to lie or she’ll never attend her functions.

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  9. What the–? How did I miss this post? Ok, something’s going on. I don’t receive Paul’s blog anymore and now yours has disappeared from my little feed. I smell a wordpress conspiracy.

    I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed this post. Great stuff, Joe. Especially imagining the Queen horny or into sex toys…or otherwise somewhat human. It’s all too much for me.

    I laughed so hard at Kate saying “Get these kids away from me” because I’ve no doubt that was what she was really thinking.

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    • Oh no! WordPress has been behaving wierdly, I find some in my email spam and then some comments do come up on the dashboard but their photos are missing, I’m looking at it now and Good Greatsby is just an anonymous shadow. Hobblers stopped having the box to confirm ou want to know about relpies to your comments but I still got the reply. Who is in charge of their IT, I sense an email coming on…

      I was lucky with the photos I googled, they had some priceless expressions and some seemed to fit so well, I really like one of the Queen looking really exasperated about no strippers being there and wondering why she bothered or looking at Boris Johnson with the contempt he deserves.

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  10. Can’t you get arrested for this stuff in the UK? We can say anything over here, but you guys have weird laws. Unless those are actual quotes.

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