THE LONDON NEWS

CRICKETERS JAILED FOR FALSELY PASSING CRICKET OFF AS SPORT

Three men have today been jailed for their involvement in a scam to pass cricket off as a spectator sport.   Witnesses began to be suspicious after they sat through 8 hours where nothing happened other than numerous lunch breaks

One bystander observed ” I’d expect to be entertained for £85, but there was nothing happening…..If I’d wanted to fall asleep during the day I would just give up work and claim income support”

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A cricket match in full swing

 

OCCUPIERS OCCUPY THE OCCUPY LONDON SITE

Occupiers today set up their own camp within the Occupy London base camp, claiming they were campaigning against existing Occupiers who “don’t have a job and don’t wash”

One man in the new camp said of the Occupy London protesters  “It’s one thing to criticise capitalism but I saw many of them coming out of Starbucks with a Frappucino”

The new occupiers  infiltrated the original protest only 24 hours after looters from this Summer’s London riots left empty-handed after getting their wires crossed, one looter told us “I read on the news there was a protest so I came down here expecting to get a free pair of trainers and an Iphone 4s, but there’s only some manky tents and hardly any windows in St Paul’s to smash through” 

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Protestors against capitalism eating McDonalds and drinking Coca-Cola

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3 Comments

  1. Kirk

     /  November 3, 2011

    I don’t like cri-cket-ah, oh no

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  2. I was just thinking about you today. I misses this post in my email.

    Reply

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